Not My Day...

>> I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
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>> A half-gallon of 2% milk,
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>> A carton of eggs,
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>> A quart of orange juice,
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>> A head of romaine lettuce,
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>> A 2 lb. Can of coffee, and
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>> A 1 lb. Package of bacon.
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>> As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt
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>> To check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as
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>> I placed the items in front of the cashier.
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>> While the cashier was ringing up the purchases,
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>> The drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
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>> I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I
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>> Was intrigu ed by the derelict's intuition, since I
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>> Was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the
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>> Belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my
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>> Selections that could have tipped off the drunk to
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>> My marital status.
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>> Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well,
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>> You know what, you're absolutely right. But how on
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>> Earth did you know that?"
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The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."