You're Fired!

According to the News, Conner is on the verge of losing her tiara after testing positive for cocaine, kissing Miss Teen USA in public and reportedly sneaking men into their Trump Place apartment, sources tell the paper.

All of the above was enough to get her kicked out. According to the News, Conner packed her bags and left Thursday.

"She does not live here anymore," a doorman at the posh property tells the New York Post. "She is not allowed on Trump property. I don't think it was her choice, really."

Various reporting agencies report Donald Trump was extremely jealous and disappointed that he was not included in any of the parties. "I'm really a fun guy" said Donald.



Katie Blair (Miss Teen USA) said "Donald is too old plus his hair looks fugly)